hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

Mittens

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.

Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.

by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005

mitties

when a man is so fat that he has breasts or "titties"

"that guy's so fat he's got mitties!"

by maria v August 8, 2005

Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.

Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?

by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010

Mittenhead

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.

The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.

by KensleyS February 12, 2012

mittens

A term used to describe tits. When a group of people is in search of getting some or wanting to see boobs they use this term.

"I need mittens tonight." Blake
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan

by MittenMaster May 17, 2011

Bitch mittens

When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.

Jesus, Scott, get your bitch mittens off and try to have some fun once in a while!

by Kingsly9 February 23, 2017