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lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.
Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.
by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018
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Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
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LIZARD

A DIRTY LITTLE SMACKHEAD, USUALLY FROM SCOUSELAND, STRAPPED WITH A BERGHAUS JACKET & AIRMAX 95'S.
HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN THIS WEEK?

NAH HE OWES ME £20 FROM LAST WEEK, LIZARD?
by anonymous March 20, 2023
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The Lizard

YEAH LIZ WHEELER! LOVE HER! Haven't heard that name in forever!
Hym "THE LIZARD! YES! She's the best man, very astute. Not as astute as me (Because I'm literally the paragon of that so-much-so that (Like one if the greatest anime characters (other than me)) trapped a grown man in a psychic loop) but still pretty good. Yeah. That's cool man. And would bang. So there's that."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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lizard look face

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.
Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol
by sixpackslim July 16, 2025
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Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate
"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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history lizard

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
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