an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.
Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”
Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.
My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.
Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.
My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.
by Asian Man Tunes March 4, 2024
Get the Lounge Lizardmug. Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.
by Hahahahalksd lfffl December 24, 2020
Get the Slot lizardmug. by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024
Get the Krusty Lizard Sandmug. by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
Get the history lizardmug. by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
Get the Blind lizardmug. (Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
Get the Greasy Lizardmug. another word for clit dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick
"Yo you bang that chick last night?"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"
by umuna September 13, 2016
Get the lizard tailmug.