Angry Sith Lord

As you fuck a girl with a glow in the dark red condom, you tazer her right as you cum.

"I really wanted to break up with this girl, so I did the Angry Sith Lord. That's when I got arrested."

by Shameless M April 2, 2010

lorde

A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."

by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013

lord sausage hands

A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.

Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.

by chinchillieday August 24, 2009

Berserker Lord

1. Phazon enhanced Space Pirate, Shoulders are the only unprotected area vulnerable to standard weapons fire. The subjects main defense lies in head-mounted Phazite plating, only destructible by the projectiles it fires.

2. A recurring boss in the Metroid Prime: Corruption video game

3. The creature infamous for having met its first demise via energy shield and tumble into outer-space followed by high speed shuttle collision.

1. Shoot for the Berserker Lord's orbs
2. Repeat
3. Bitch just could not get a foothold in space!

by Perfectmetal82 August 22, 2009

Slum Lord

A rich person who over charges a run property to low income families. Neglecting the property, and tenants. Who uses the rental payments for their own personal needs instead of maintaining the property.

A slum lord would rather go skiing in Aspen with your rent, instead of fixing the broken roof. 2. My slum lords really dont care if the furnace broke in January. They replaced it with another broken one when they got back from Hawaii in April.

by Ralph Douglas July 25, 2015

Lorenzo is gay

a guy called lorenzo is very gay

sup lorenzo is gay
lorenzo is very big gay

by dfss December 5, 2018

Lorian

Originates from Norse mythology. The goddess of beauty and wisdom L'örian was the envy of the gods (other versions include Aphrodite and Venus). She is a leader who commands authority, yet capable of soothing the most tempered soul. Overambitious at times and as a result she can be arrogant.

Idea or ingenuity with no known origin

Outburst of joy

Guy 1: How did you do on that math test?
Guy 2: I'd have to pull a few Lorians to do well on that.
Guy 3: The results are up... FUCK YES LORIAN!

by sleepingwithangels October 13, 2009