persian helmet

When your balls are over someone's eyes and your dick goes down their nose.

Yo, Mark was so drunk at that party the other day that I totally gave him a Persian Helmet.

by Guerinlagann March 10, 2018

Ena-Helena

A sweet girl who is nice to anyone she comes across. Ena-Helena is very funny yet extremely shy! They’re very supportive when it comes to their friends being sad. Ena-helena will also simp for SKZ.

Ena-helena is so nice!

by Have A nice day <3 November 26, 2021

Analise Hermence

The most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. Sure she is a bit dramatic and finds everything a guy says "cringy" but if you find yourself an Analise Hermence don't let her go. She will make you laugh so hard you piss your pants and has a big dump truck. She's one of those girls that you can't help but smile back at and has brown hair, really pretty blue-ish eyes and CRAZY good fashion sense. When you order a Boost juice from her make sure you give her the up-sell cause she gets hella rage.

Overall the most loveable girl and a real friend.

Omg is that really Analise Hermence?
Holy crap I just pissed my pants

by flaffil February 24, 2022

Hot Fudge Helmet

The act of wrapping saran wrap on your partners head, covering the top of the head and ears like a helmet, and then defecating on his/her head giving the appearance of a, "shit helmet". A hybrid form of the infamous, Hot Carl.

Guy 1: Dude last night was my girlfriends birthday.
Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you give her?
Guy 1: The best present of all, a Hot Fudge Helmet.
Guy 2: Wow, that must've made her happy.

by WebbyStottle June 1, 2011

Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014

dirty army helmet

When you have her bent over ready for some doggie and as you go to put it in that pussy it slips into her ass. But not all the way in just enough to dirty the helmet

Jon ended up with a dirty army helmet when Jen reminded him she wasnt into anal

by Too2short April 30, 2016

Speedbagging the helmet

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.

His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.

by frankfurter8675309 May 22, 2017