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fast and the furious

movie that was made by retards, for retards. why the heck in the beginning is there an exhaust manifold pressure build-up? its pretty much a tube going to the back of the car, how would there be pressure problems? i could see boost failure off of the turbo... MAYBE. and when it does fail, why does the floor fall out? firs the manifold is in the engine compartment, second, the floor is one big stamped piece of steel, there is no reason for it to be bolted on...

and nobody would take a supra like that to fix up. its a toyota and thus there are many, why waste your time with a rusted out pos?

tells you that any car is faster with T3h NaWs Yo!!!

thanks fast and the furious for raising a bunch of retards that think a jetta, 240sx, or supra could kill ferraris
in the fast and the furious, everyon likes to talk about the scene where paul beats the ferarri with his supposedly (supposed because getting a rusted out car to look like that is pretty much impossible) cheaper supra. but don't forget, the ferarri drives off a loser, but with a smokin hot babe in the passenger seat that he will undoubtedly bang all knight. Paul gets to drive off with the ever- attractive vin diesel. who would you rather have hot, sweaty sex with, smokin hot babe, or good ol vinnie?
by The only sane guy in Lafayette February 14, 2006
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Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies

Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies are found in Half-Life 2. Fast Headcrabs are what you see in the Ravenholm chapter and so on. Fast Headcrabs are quicker than normal ones but have same health and do same damage. Fast Zombies are Fast Headcrab's victum. Fast Zombies are quicker but have same health, but do less damage. Like regular Zombie, aim for the head. Plus Fast Zombies also come in torsos (starting in Episode Two).
Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies are quicker than normal ones. Fast Headcrabs have more spiny legs than normal Headcrabs, Fast Zombies look like skelatons.
by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008
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Fasthole

Any driver in the fast lane, doing the same speed as cars in the slow lane, and refusing to move into the slow lane even when a gap is present. Prohibits faster traffic from being able to use the fast lane to pass other drivers.
Sorry we're late, we got caught behind a fasthole on the interstate.
by jokerX1584 February 11, 2015
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the fast and the furious

A totally gaywad movie about a bunch of low life fartknockers that don't have jobs, but manage to drive $80,000 cars and loaf around all day having *kewl* adventures.
The Fast And The Furious should have included the Mystery Van from Scooby-Doo, then it would have rocked.
by The Dodger November 11, 2003
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fast

a girl who acts older than she is with men
somebody go get that fast ass girl before she gets fucked in her bootyhole
by truffle butter252 December 11, 2016
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the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.
Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.
by James Myrick October 10, 2007
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Fastlane

Amazing TV show that came on in 2002-2003 on FOX: hot cars, hot guys, hot girls, hot music, hot action...one of the only shows after 21 Jump Street (in the '80s) that made cops look cool.

Then all of a sudden, FOX decided to be a prick and move it to Friday nights and people stopped watching it. Why was this a stupid decision? Because each episode costed $2.6MILLION dollars to shoot in the Warner Bros. Studios - who would put a show with an extremely high cost of production on a Friday night?!

The series ended on a major cliffhanger with Billie being kidnapped and fans like myself were left with no resolution. Fastlane came out on DVD in July 2008 but sales were very low. Why? Because the entire soundtrack was changed due to copyright issues. It no longer had the same feel to it.

As a huge Fastlane fan, I hope that in the future we get a better DVD set, blu-ray collection of Fastlane, a Fastlane movie and a Fastlane SEASON 2.
Person 1: yo did u watch Fastlane yesterday?!

Person 2: yh it was well sik. did you see when van pissed on that dog?

Person 1: init! Van is da man.

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Person 1: I'm so gutted Fastlane finished!

Person 2: I KNOW! We didn't even get to see what happened to Billie! Are they making a season 2?

Person 1: no. FOX are too poor.
by takemeback June 1, 2010
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