Eye Cactus

Seeing something or someone that makes you want to poke your eyes out.

The hairy arse of the streaker was an eye cactus, and forever embedded in her memory.

by Bellyham2000 August 28, 2009

eye lipstick

eye shadow, in short. often worn by women who get around entirely too much.

She looks like such a slut with her eye lipstick on!

by dontkillkennny February 9, 2010

Eye Cancer

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013

eye patch sally

when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth

man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley

by not sally October 20, 2004

eye fuck

mr. wang's joke. woman gives a blow job to a guy using the eye socket.

There’s a guy in a mall and he walked into the girl’s bathroom (the lights are out) and feels this hot girl and he asked her for a blow job. They went into the stall and us she was giving him a blow job she was talking to him. He said, “wow, how could you do that, when you’re talking?” when they were done, she turned on the lights, and she was missing an eye! “Ew you eye fucked me? That’s nasty!”

by Mr. Wang January 22, 2004

Eye Ghonnorea

Well, the only way to really explain this is ; Oops...I Miiised!

*Oh shit! Im sorry Shirley, I guess my aim is bad!*

by *Katie* April 15, 2005

Eye of the beholder

When someone sees you with the head of your penis sticking out of your boxers.

Guy 1: Dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday!
Guy 2: NO WAY! What did she say?
Guy 1: She stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.

by Dirty Harry999999999999999999 June 26, 2012