Edward Cullen

1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about.

2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.

Edward Cullen.

by alto2srock April 15, 2009

Edgard

Edgard is an amazing genuine, honest, and sexy guy!! When you meet an Edgard and get to know him you’ll have an incredibly hard time letting him go. He’s super sweet and understanding, and will never let u overthink. U can talk about everything with him he’s a great listener, will give u the best honest responses and honestly funny as hell!! Tho he is very indecisive, with things like what game he wants to play on roblox, etc… so u might have to help him out w that… He’s also a great texter, I promise you, you’ll never get tired of talking to him!!! He’s very loyal and great at expressing his emotions and communicating with you. He’s also very talented on the arts especially when it comes to music!! When u meet an Edgard it might feel unreal, it will all seem too good to be true. But as time passes, and you see he never changed you’ll realize how lucky you are to have meet him and gotten close to such an incredible guy like him.

He’s an Edgard! All I’ve ever asked for!!

by Blingcaralh0 August 7, 2023

Edwardobessionitis

The obession with the character Edward that attacks younger women and teenaged girls following the reading or viewing of the book/movie "Twilight."

Ned: "Kate has seen "Twilight" 6 times! AND she's already read the book TWICE!"

Robert: "Yeah I know... she suffers from Edwardobessionitis."

by b-rad steele April 29, 2009

eggarrhea

Explosive diarrhea that occurs instantaneously after consuming eggs.

I had a bad case of eggarrhea after eating egg casserole for breakfast.

by Kiabash November 29, 2009

edwardize

To make ones hair messy. So named after Rob Pattinson's character in Twilight (Edward Cullen)

I am going to edwardize my hair.

John's hair is edwardized today

by Autz January 16, 2010

edward SLEAZY-hands

This is a game based off the ever so popular game edward 40 hands. However, when participating in this game, the player is doing this by him or herself. Usually resulting in urinating ones self, adding to the insult and self-degradation of already playing the game edward 40 hands by ones self.

"man, i was so bored last friday night. I ended up playing edward SLEAZY-hands and pissed myself before i could untape my hands!"

by sleazist sleaze of the 7 seas February 20, 2010

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010