Dry Wank

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.

I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.

by Scurlage July 27, 2020

Dry Darcy

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.

by Brian Dorst August 19, 2020

Dry arse

Someone who gets offended at a joke for no reason

"Mate sahra is such a dry arse"
"I know all you did was call her a puff"

by Biggingie September 5, 2020

Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

by luaishot April 25, 2022

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021

All dry

Completely out of Cum and cant cum unless you see Livvy.

All dryed up
Girlfriend:when are you gonna cum

Boyfriend:idk

Livvy walks in: room floods with cum

GF:omg stepbro

Bf: I cant stop im cumming everywhere
Mom walks in: OMG its in my mouth stop squirting

by Maybe be David March 10, 2023