canoe jousting

The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.

Rules:
1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) No deacking the guy as you pass
3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you

The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...

by Andrew Jerabek September 26, 2006

Douche Canoe

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

by BringerofMail December 13, 2010

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

Canoeing

Lady lays on the floor man sits on her legs either side and either just just jerks off over her or webbing over her. for those that it floats there boat so to speak can throw in a cleveland steamer

Also be known for group of men to take turns to canoe.

Man , did you see that vid of Rich canoeing over Kat

by cjw957 September 14, 2011

canoe

(verb) when a cig, joint or blunt burns further up one side than the other

Hey Jessie...this joint is canoeing fix it for me!

by Fishnets May 12, 2004

canoodle

Irish?; To cuddle through embracing another in a horizontal position with limbs and appendages tightly intertwined.

I "M.H.L." want very badly to "canoodle" with one "S.M.B."

by Your Buddy, AKA: "Me" June 11, 2004

canook

A potent, sticky ass marijuana bud that originates in Canada.

That kid Luke got them canooks son. Yo lets get high and watch that wargames movie tonight kid.

by jerem December 11, 2003