Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 04, 2016
by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Dancing while aggressively jacking off
by OfficialGooseStudios February 12, 2022
A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!
by Thenameandlocationyouenterbelow October 19, 2007
When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank
All: wtf
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank
All: wtf
by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021