Bruhtonium's definitions

August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli

“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

Crank

When you crank someone you are dislocating their arms or legs while cranking that Soulja boy

(Crank,cranked,cranking)

man I had to crank that guy at the bar last night So hard he has to go to the hospital

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

September 1

September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere

Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

National nonexistent day

Its a holiday that doesn’t exist

Man today is national nonexistent day

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

September 2

September 2 otherwise known as national be a whore day is a day which during you act like the biggest whore in the world and increase you body count by tenfold

Hey Jessica its September 2 you know what that means its time to be whores

by Bruhtonium September 1, 2020