Comedy Splash

To drive through a deep puddle at the side of the road at high speed in order to drench a pedestrian or cyclist as much as possible.

We comedy splashed a guy on the way home. He was completely soaked, it was excellent.

by WrightHereWrightNow December 16, 2008

commercial

refers to a rapper who makes an album or song that caters to the mainstream media instead of the urban audience.

People don't want to buy his album anymore because it's too commercial, it has no realness.

by spmack November 11, 2003

come like a bishop

To ejaculate forcefully with great volume.

Named because of the celibacy of priests, and the considerable buildup of semen compared to a male who masturbates every day.

To replicate this effect one must abstain from self-abuse for around a week, leading to the resulting ejaculate consisting of considerable force, feeling and volume.

"I couldn't jack off for a week...when I got home I gave in and I had come like a bishop"
-K Johnson, WA

by moohalaa October 29, 2006

come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)

"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"

by stiff peeda February 25, 2009

Come Up

The specific and describable way in which a person reached a high level of fame or success. Oftentimes people's come up gets hated on because everyones come up is different.

Person 1 "Hey do you Saweetie? She's massive now"
Person 2 "Yeh she is but she came up off of dating Quavo, I can't respect her come up"
Person 1 "Shut up bruh shes still bad asf"

by Doc Up September 19, 2021

easy come, easy go

when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash

"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006