come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)

"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"

by stiff peeda February 25, 2009

Don't come the cunt, cunt!

Informing your mate he is being an arse.

Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!

by Shudders January 18, 2006

come at me cunt

To threaten someone

Person a: come at me cunt

by Dray98411 September 17, 2022