Chronomasturbation

Masturbation through time

He used to make a chronomasturbation

by jojovz March 12, 2019

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Chronix

A slang term for Semen that has been purposely put into Food or Beverages.

I just Chronix'ed in my Mac & Cheese.

Yo im about to Chronix in some fuckin pizza

Today I bought some Fiji Water and it looked like there was literal Chronix in it.

by un813 April 10, 2019

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Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

by sister sex pistols June 12, 2019

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Chronic boredom

A condition when you have to revise for a test but it’s so boring you sit there and do nothing because it’s more interesting than revision

I was going to revise for Spanish but my chronic boredom made it so hard so I sat there and watched throwback videos instead.

by User555 October 8, 2019

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Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019

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Chronic Memes Disorder

You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.

You need treatment for your Chronic Memes Disorder

by Anonymous Cheese Bag November 15, 2019

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The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.

"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"

by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020

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