by Newtasorious February 3, 2021
Get the Crank mug.A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell
by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021
Get the Crank mug.Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
Get the Cold Crank mug.A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!
by Thenameandlocationyouenterbelow November 4, 2007
Get the crank biter mug.A term used by addicted videogamers in the game Fortnite. It means to build up high using virtual materials at a supersonic speed that only the most addicted gamers can comprehend.
by MatthewO'Neal August 7, 2019
Get the Crank mug.by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
Get the Cranking mug.When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
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