butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007

butt croutons

butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton

calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair

by nastycousin August 5, 2008

Butt Drip

A meaningless, worthless person; A person from the lower reaches of society.

No self respecting dude would be friends with Tom - he's a real Butt Drip.

by Tegsy April 8, 2009

Butt it

When due to lack of an actual cigarette a person must roll the left over tobacco from cigarette butts into a disgusting cocktail. To be used in cases of extreme desperation only.

"Me and Tim went camping this weekend, we ran out of smokes and had to butt it."

by Cowboy Killer September 26, 2009

butt blooper

an inadvertent flatulence in the presence of others; embarrassing fart

John was given undesired attention due to his
butt blooper.

by Pamelot April 30, 2010

butt dot

an airwave friendly word for Asshole.

you're such a butt dot!

by jabra7411 October 26, 2011

butt jeans

a pair of jeans in which every teenaged girl owns at least one pair with the soul purpose of making the girl's butt look good. butt jeans are different for every girl's unique figure whether they're extra tight in the right places or have curved seams but they all have the same purpose of making a girl's butt look good. and every girl owns at least one pair of butt jeans

girl1: I like your jeans
girl2: thanks these are my butt jeans
girl1: how the heck does your boyfriend get those off?

by the situation August 26, 2013