1 definition by nastycousin

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butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton
calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair
by nastycousin July 12, 2008

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