Biology

The most pointless class anyone would ever take; a class that wastes your time; a class that takes up most of the class space, not letting you explore the other classes you might want to try out.

Student: Counselor, can I drop Biology and take Life Studies instead?

Counselor: No, sorry, you'll have to take Biology so you can learn more about life.

Student: But I don't need to learn about life! I want to learn how to live on my own!

by Xalainu May 12, 2009

BTS Biot

a very hateful and homophobic trend based around the k-pop group BTS in the Philippines at this moment. To drown out the definitions: YOU ARE HARMING EVERYONE. MANY ARMYS like BTS because they were literally fucking depressed or suicidal before, and BTS has helped many overcome that. It’s deeper than you fucking think.

“BTS are gay and so are the LGBTQ+ community.”
“Yeah, BTS BIOT! ARMY’s are also pathetic.”
“That’s fucked up you dumb bitch.”

by NON-TOXIC HUMAN June 17, 2021

Bionic Bitch

A hoe That doesnt give a shit about any one

Mirah Rijoas
BF(Boyfriend)-Hey whats up wanna do n e thing 2day?
GF(Bionic Bitch)-No i want 2 go 2 pontiac with my guy friends.
BF-Usea Bionic Bitch.
GF-FUCK U
BF-SUCK ON MY BALLZ
GF-"Slowly walk's away"

by Daitsmeda1234 May 28, 2006

BTS Biot

BTS Biot is something you should say only if you want to look like a complete idiot. All it does is make you look immature and doesn’t make anybody look bad except for the person who says it. It’s homophobic and childish. People who say this usually keep saying it over and over again. It’s a trend for children who have nothing better to do with their lives because they’re too young to get a job. It’s usually used by people who think that they’re better than ARMY’s/people who think they’re more mature than ARMY’s, although what they don’t know is that saying “BTS Biot” to “get a reaction” is immature. Short version: Someone who has nothing better to do/someone who has no life.

Idiot: BTS Biot, BTS Biot, BTS Biot, BTS Biot.

Person 1: That person is like a broken record, always repeating the same dumb thing over and over.
Person 2: Yeah, what an idiot.

by singularitae July 13, 2021

biogical

to make sense in a logical and a biology way

the fact that man came from the ape is just plain biogical.

by warren mcburney October 15, 2006

biodome

A humorous film with Pauly Shore.

Shave poochy poochy.

by Lon September 5, 2005

armchair biology

Biology research so pointless its only real use is for the people who research it to sit around in armchairs discussing said pointless dribble with each other. Ironically, armchair biologists usually feel a false sense of superiority, insisting that the obscurity of their work only makes is more special and therefore noteworthy. Such research is often conducted in a whale jail and may or may not be cupcake science. In summary, armchair biology wastes money and time to help nobody in the end and armchair biologists are pretentious assholes.

Mark: Julie just spent 9 years on her Ph.D. figuring out the chemical compounds in eider spit from the western Aleutian Islands.
John: Nobody is ever going to give a shit about that in a million years, what a goddamn waste of time!
Mark: Yeah I know, another bright mind lost to armchair biology.

by somethingnew May 13, 2007