sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.

I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.

by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

bed partner

a sex partner; a lay.

He has too may bed partners to bang.

by uttam maharjan March 4, 2010

Bed Mosh

Where you're laying on the bed and someone decides to push you, then you proceed to push them back. So on and so forth.

John pushed George in bed last night, a few minutes later a Bed Mosh was created.

by destroyedx December 6, 2009

Bed Sock

Blob, Condom

Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?

by Dominic Shaw December 16, 2003

Shit the bed

To wake up much earlier than normal.

Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.

by RunBackDouble December 20, 2010

shit the bed

shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.

08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?

08:41 <lazydude1> lol

by rundata May 10, 2010