Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

acuntly aware

Being aware of just how much of a cunt you are but not giving a fuck about it.

"You never come to my house anymore."

"No, I'm acuntly aware."

by Ruprecht March 22, 2024

Burp Awareness Day

On the 11th of December, people will burp to spread the awareness of burping to others. As a form of going against society.

Hermzyyy let's celebrate burp awareness day

by Pheldo_ December 10, 2024

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Self-aware fanfiction

A fanfiction in which the author depicts characters knowing they're in a fanfiction, as if the fanfiction itself were self-aware.

My friend wrote a funny self-aware fanfiction.

by Info2go April 22, 2025

The Awakening

I didn’t realize I had been sleepwalking through life until the moment we finally met. That night wasn't just a meeting; it was a quiet, profound wake-up call.

Before you, I was functioning, but I wasn't feeling. When I saw you, it didn't feel like a crash or a collision; it felt like a sudden, deep intake of breath after holding it for years. The numbness I had grown used to simply evaporated.

You looked at me, and the parts of my soul that had gone dormant suddenly opened their eyes. It wasn't just about safety; it was a shock of vitality. You reminded me that passion isn't just for the young or the naive, it’s for the awake.

Meeting you didn't just calm me down; it turned the lights back on. I walked in as someone tired, and I walked out alive.

My life was on mute until that night. Meeting him was The Awakening I didn't know I needed.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 11, 2026

DEL aware

Awareness of the DEL key on the keyboard

I know the «delete» button because I am DEL aware — from Delaware!!

by 🅰️ February 20, 2026