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panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
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panic bricking

Used to describe the act of repeatedly misplacing bricks in the game TETRIS. (Can be used either when the screen starts to fill up or when the bricks fall faster.)
You're going to lose if you don't stop panic bricking
by Neon Nightmares October 18, 2010
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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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Bisexual Panic

When a Bisexual individual sees several people of different genders and finds both attractive.

Or;

Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.
Bisexual: ”Smash right?
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”
by Bismuth83 February 19, 2025
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Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."
by Zachschway June 9, 2018
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Panic

Pvtwork Tvb
What’s so panic? Fucken pvtwork
by WhatTheBrim November 25, 2021
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Panic

Nah, don't- Don't (fucking) listen to Megyn.
Hym "Panic. Now is the time. There is no other solution. Homicidal rage in all directions. Now."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025
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