pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

by oilypenisman October 11, 2025

Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.

“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”

by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025

Love from a Bottle

Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".

He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.

by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025

Baby’s First Bottle

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman’s stomach

My husband provided baby’s first bottle last night.

by CoAnJa December 5, 2025

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009