A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
Get the Brown Magic Markermug. by Wings to Discovery May 19, 2008
Get the brownmug. When one decides that they want to get heinously intoxicated off the brown liquor. Many types of it: light brown (Jim beam) dark brown (Jack Daniels) fucking dark (Irish whiskey. Usually involves a fight ensuing, sweating, talking louder than usual, Rizz improvement, and usually asking what the fuck happend the next day.
“Dude I was so fucked off the brown last night. I had like ten whiskey and cokes it was fucked. I took my pants off and ran down the road to my house screaming “HELP HELP HELP IM BEING CHASED BY THE BOOTY WARRIOR” LMFAO i was fucked.
by Andhisnameisjohncena3456798 January 12, 2023
Get the Off The Brownmug. When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.
by popkxw May 5, 2024
Get the Brown Javelinmug. Margaret is known for helping others when she got it, but is a Karen. When she feels like everyone owes her something she will work harder shaming people and downing them than she will to get her bag back up. Margaret’s are low key all about them at their lowest and expects others to help when not being their place to do so. They are known to let the worst people come back into their lives knowing that they are money hungry as well and will not think twice about taking something from someone. They will claim to love their children/ family but not believe that what they say will ever hurt them. She will call the ones that she is around, selfish, assholes, pieces of shit, lazy, dick heads etc. Margaret’s will never be satisfied with what is given unless it’s money or people working for them all day. Margaret’s believe that they are always right when everyone has wrongs( but not Margaret’s). They will never listen or help others if they are not praised for it, thanked 24/7, or receiving someone out of it. Their grandchild will not be under their super vision, care, etc due to the lack of trust.
by Hayhay.skittles November 2, 2020
Get the Margaret Elaine Brownmug. A combination of what is currently the third definition in bro and owned. Pronounced like those two and not like the word "brown."
The term is similar to owned but more emphasized due to the reference to bro rape. A special kind of owned that shatters innocent world-views, self-esteems, and any fond memories of Jack Johnson that one may have had prior to being victimized in this fashion.
The term is similar to owned but more emphasized due to the reference to bro rape. A special kind of owned that shatters innocent world-views, self-esteems, and any fond memories of Jack Johnson that one may have had prior to being victimized in this fashion.
by ChadBroChill3141592 April 5, 2008
Get the brownedmug. 1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
Get the Rhapsody in Brownmug.