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AP Hot Sock

When you ejaculate into a sock and microwave it until very, very hot.. then swing it fiercely and slap somebody in the face with it.
"dude i just gave Ryan an AP hot sock and he puked then walked home.
by TKnucks12 May 3, 2011
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the hot dog lady

She's the coolest hot dog lady you will ever meet and she is out there doing her thing from the first warm days in spring until the climate changes in the fall....not to mention, she sells a damn good weiner! Look for her in the lot on the corner of Ocean Ave. and Surf Street.
The hot dog lady was there on the corner selling weiners even though it was raining!
by Maria Margarita June 24, 2006
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Social Network Hot

The occurrence of someone being more attractive on their Facebook profile (or profile of any social networking site) than they are in real life. This is a reference to the fact that the actors in the 2010 film "The Social Network" were deceivingly more attractive than the people they were portraying, i.e. Armie Hammer vs. The Winklevoss Twins.
1: How'd your date go last night?

2: Not to well. I was really excited until I found out he was just Social Network Hot, then I was just depressed.

1: What?

2: Remember when you saw Armie Hammer play the Winklevi?

1: Yeah...

2: And how hot, smart, and tall you though he was. And how much you liked him...

1: Oh yeah!

2: Then remember how you felt when you googled the actual Winklevi and saw what they really looked/sounded like?

1: Yeah, that ish was tragic.

2: That's how I felt last night.
by mayflow February 24, 2011
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hot air balloon

Performing oral sex on a woman in 69 position and she farts into partners nostrils during act.
I was eating my girlfriend out in a 69 and she fired up a hot air balloon in my nose.
by oneaze September 7, 2011
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Hot bag of Nickels

When one takes nickles and boils them in water and then places them in a bag of sorts, such as a tube sock. When beating a person with a hot bag of nickels no bruising will occur no matter how hard you hit them as long as the nickels stay warm.
When my kids get on my nerves I simply beat them about the face and neck with a hot bag of nickels because it will not leave a mark.
by yummysmokedham March 1, 2009
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Hot Tub Body

This is the when a girl has a slamming body from the waist up but not from the waist down. It usually helps when the girl has a pretty face.
Dude, we were all chilling in the hot tub after hitting the slopes and that bunny stood up and shocked me with her hot tub body.
by rktekt May 22, 2008
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Hot Box of Crazy

A person who is more than a little unstable. One who is Batshit Insane.
Apparently people don't like working with Betty Buckley because she's a hot box of crazy.
by Chance H October 3, 2008
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