"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.
by EEJIOT May 29, 2021
Get the The Smol Penismug. by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020
Get the Little Penismug. An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
Get the Penis Fartsmug. by idkwhatmynamesiss December 27, 2021
Get the penismug. When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
Get the Penis's Revengemug. by Himynameisjo November 7, 2022
Get the Penismug. When u have insecurity towards your dick size
by idontknowF December 20, 2021
Get the Penis Insecuritymug.