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Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
by anonymous February 18, 2024
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Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper
Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022
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Brown

An adjective used for people that got disillusioned very badly. You would usually turn, become or get brown. Like when someone shits on you. Since the color brown is associated with shit so you get brown.
"Haha! Why did you color suddenly change?! Oh yes, you got brown this time. Really optimistic of you to think they would go with your idea."
by NightLoneDigger February 19, 2021
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Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup
He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden
1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass
by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024
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Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.
Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian
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