6 definitions by Mountaineer007251
Boobs, booze, beers, bongs, and doobs
The streets smell like reefer, tobacco and beer.
Actual carts of doob are on the streets, and it's super cool!
Lots of Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash merchandise.
The streets smell like reefer, tobacco and beer.
Actual carts of doob are on the streets, and it's super cool!
Lots of Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash merchandise.
by Mountaineer007251 April 3, 2022
When being gay or trans becomes so trendy and widespread that no one can or is allowed to question why it exists.
There is a fringe group of LGBT liberals that force the normalization of nonexistent gender identities onto others who don't follow with their politics.
This authoritative fusion of transgenderism and identity politics has made for a more toxic world than ever.
Keep in mind, this description is not aimed at smearing all liberals, and does not intend to.
To the LGBT authoritarians, not everything is about you, so quit acting like it.
There is a fringe group of LGBT liberals that force the normalization of nonexistent gender identities onto others who don't follow with their politics.
This authoritative fusion of transgenderism and identity politics has made for a more toxic world than ever.
Keep in mind, this description is not aimed at smearing all liberals, and does not intend to.
To the LGBT authoritarians, not everything is about you, so quit acting like it.
Guy: *walks down the road and sees his old friends*
Guy: "hey guys, how are you all doing?"
person 1: "Excuse me, did you just call us guys?"
Person 2: "Yeah, you know we go by xhey and xhem, right?"
Guy: "you two are now lesbians?"
Person 1 & person 2: "WTF, we're not girls!!! We go by Xhey and Xhem, we already told you!
Guy: "Jeeesh what the fuck? Why are you all fuckin mad at me?"
Person 1 & 2: "storms angrily down the sidewalk".
Guy: "Looks like another case of lgbtq nazism..."
Guy: "hey guys, how are you all doing?"
person 1: "Excuse me, did you just call us guys?"
Person 2: "Yeah, you know we go by xhey and xhem, right?"
Guy: "you two are now lesbians?"
Person 1 & person 2: "WTF, we're not girls!!! We go by Xhey and Xhem, we already told you!
Guy: "Jeeesh what the fuck? Why are you all fuckin mad at me?"
Person 1 & 2: "storms angrily down the sidewalk".
Guy: "Looks like another case of lgbtq nazism..."
by Mountaineer007251 May 30, 2022
The term "Lol" means Lack Of Liberty.
Someone could use the term "Lol" to describe current events in the world, such as how Myanmar is going through a military coup, or the global quarantine lockdowns and various mandates of sorts.
Someone could use the term "Lol" to describe current events in the world, such as how Myanmar is going through a military coup, or the global quarantine lockdowns and various mandates of sorts.
Dude #1 "Wow, this year I felt like there was a huge Lol during quarantine."
Guy #2 "I know man, so many restrictions and mandates are making me a little uneasy."
Dude #1 "Well, all we have are the moments that can be made."
Guy #2 "Dude, this is why you and I are awesome friends, man."
Guy #2 "I know man, so many restrictions and mandates are making me a little uneasy."
Dude #1 "Well, all we have are the moments that can be made."
Guy #2 "Dude, this is why you and I are awesome friends, man."
by Mountaineer007251 November 30, 2021
Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
by Mountaineer007251 March 26, 2022
guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!
by Mountaineer007251 October 20, 2021
A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.
1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.
2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.
3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.
1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.
2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.
3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.
Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"
Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."
Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."
by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020