Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.
Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt
by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009
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by dnf December 29, 2005
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I've wasted hours of valuable tv-watching time on the computer because I've become a twitterdict.
Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.
Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.
by FatGreta May 1, 2008
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Get the Twitterable mug.When a group uses the internet (especially Twitter) to bypass other media censorship in a police state to attempt to overthrow said police state, as in what's going on in Iran right now.
by King of Jellybeans February 8, 2010
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Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.
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She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.
I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.
My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.
My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008
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while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!
by oryaknownot May 2, 2010
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