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Omega turn 

That turn you make when your light's been red forever and there is no one around, so you turn right* onto the cross street and quickly make a u-turn, then turn right back onto the street you were just on, now past the light. Named for the shape of its path's resemblence to the upper-case Omega symbol Ω

*for places where you drive on the right side of the road. All maneuvers are reversed in places where you drive on the left side of the road
I was gonna be late because of that long light at Topanga Canyon Blvd. but i saw my chance and did the old omega turn, and off i was to my appointment, right on time!
Omega turn by derpcentercritical December 19, 2012
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pull a u-turn 

to bend your erect penis backwards, into a U-shape, for the purpose of fucking someone with just the shaft, explicitly not using the tip.
Sharon didn't want to play a game of just the tip because she "knew how that was going to end up," so I opted to pull a u-turn and gave her just the shaft instead.
pull a u-turn by Speczial K June 3, 2016
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BMW car using it's turn signal 

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.
Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."

left turn-aphobe 

Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.
husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
When you take a 12 inch double headed dildo, put one end in a girls vagina and the other in the anus. Thus the dildo forms the shape of a "U"
Oh man, i was rammin my chick with a double headed dildo last night and i put the shit in her ass, so i fuckin pulled a U turn on that slut
U Turn by Poop Stain Shane March 13, 2008

diorio u-turn 

When you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her ass, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, "Boooop! DiOrio U-Turn"
I was at the bar when I saw this 22 year old ginger. I decided to use the signature diorio U-turn to see where the night took me.
diorio u-turn by NoUturnNoWay November 9, 2014

3 Point Turn 

Making a u-turn on a tight street in three total turns.
While driving, and missing the spot you wanted...make a 3 point turn.

Forward turn, reverse and turn, forward turn to straight.

You now completed a 3 point turn