Toad3087

A master pimp, he has many women that he bones on a regular bases. He also sleeps around and is invincible to all forms of sexually transmitted diseases.

Holy crap. Toad is having sex AGAIN!?

by Toad the Terrible January 19, 2004

It Dies Today

a Has been Metalcore band

They have an absolutely amazing Metalcore CD called "The Caitliff Choir" Probably one of the best Metalcore CD's ever made. However, after loosing thie lead singer, and replacing him with a newbie, they lost all cred. Thier new CD "Sirens" is trash... i bought it cause i loved the first CD, then threw it out.... one of the best bands i had ever heard... went to shit with just one CD... so much potential!! get ur other singer back!!!

kid 1 " It dies today is soo fucking dope! "

kid 2 " yeah but the new CD is garbage "

kid 1 " tru enough, but Caitliff is good enough to listen to 100 times over!! "

Kid 2 " i think ill just listen to bleeding through instead... they still rock"

by blackie007 August 23, 2007

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Toad

little demon childs that like to be pigpockets and steal your money when your not looking....

Watch out I see a toad by your butt, trying to take you down to hell.

by Toad....SEE September 19, 2003

Toadie

One who gives selflessly of himself, who's only concern is pleasing his Mistress, with no concern for his own health or well-being. One who's unquestionably sincere devotion to his Mistress is to be applauded, commended and encouraged, and most especially, Rewarded.

The Mistresses were all so completely enraptured by the remarkable ass-kissing skills exhibited by their Toadie, they felt compelled to request even more of his utterly delightful chatting that prove his loyal affection, often exclaiming "Encore Randy, Encore!"

by RandyTheToadie May 26, 2009

Toad

A blond bitch who's being an assinine.

or

a substitue for calling someone a bitch, whore, slut...etc

Candice is a toad

that girl is such a toad! she had the nerve to pick a fight with me.

by revenge of the bullied February 25, 2011

boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011