tiger shark

a sexual maneuver, much like the Superman (of Soulja Boy fame), in which the male ejaculates on his partners back, then sticks a tiger shark on his or her back

Watch me crank that soulja boy, that tiger shark, that HOOO!!!

by WhiteAsRice January 12, 2008

Tiger Woods

A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch.

Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.

by A-non Imaus April 22, 2006

Tiger

An older woman of Asian descent, who pursues younger men.
Much like a cougar she prowls in bars and clubs, stalking her prey. Generally more aggressive and man-eating than regular cougars.

Guy 1, "So dude, how'd that date with the cougar go last night?"
Guy 2, "That was no cougar, that was a tiger! She was a master of Fuck-Fu, and I've got the scratches to prove it!"

by KitchenNinja007 February 20, 2011

tiger piss

If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.

They smell the urine and run like hell!

by Matt September 5, 2004

park the tiger

British regional slang for vomiting.

I feel like I'm going to park the tiger.

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

crouching tiger

a term used for girls needing to squat to pee. hidden dragon is the peeping tom.

My homegirl needed to do the crouching tiger out on the side of the road since we were too far away from an actually restroom.

by constar630 August 6, 2009

tiered

tiered- A way dumb ass people spell tired

Texter #1- omg, im so tiered.

Texter #2- yea, im tired too.

Texter #1-OMG, way to 1up me, asshole!

by Boredhuh July 16, 2011