A nickname given to bats or clubs that have been modified with nails, spikes, bullet-point arrowheads, etc., to amplify the damage inflicted. Named so for the thumping noise it makes when it hits a target.
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The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.
Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic
Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic
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Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"
Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."
No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."
No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
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