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Thumpy

A nickname given to bats or clubs that have been modified with nails, spikes, bullet-point arrowheads, etc., to amplify the damage inflicted. Named so for the thumping noise it makes when it hits a target.
That crackhead took four good whacks from Thumpy before he stopped begging for change.
by ScrapIronJaw November 8, 2010
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donald trumps hair

Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.
by TheBestBird April 8, 2016
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Thompsonized

The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.

Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic
Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!
by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008
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Crust-Thumper

Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.

Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"

Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."

No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
by crust_thumper August 4, 2011
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Megan Thompson

A word for a very gorgous girl from Darlington,England.
"Wow mate,did ya see that Megan Thompson,she is gorgeous!
by Tom woodson March 7, 2010
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Thumbs Down

This is most likely what this definition will get.
I just reached 100 thumbs down. Hooray! My definition sucks dick!
by tyler225905 June 22, 2016
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Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.
Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.
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