crash test dummy

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Gay Test

When one watches male on male porn for the entirety of the video. If at the end of the video you feel as if it was a disgusting experience, you're probably straight. If you were at least slightly attracted, well... You get the point.

Guy: "Bro, I watched San Andreas and I kept thinking how hot and muscular Dwayne Johnson is."
His Friend: "Maybe you should take the gay test"

by Enrique Goldberg April 6, 2016

sniff test

When you are about to eat pussy, you slowly go down for the alls clear at the belly button. If you can get that far and it doesn't smell bad, you can safely proceed. If there is a stench, you can slowly work yourself back up and shove your dick/or pussy back in her mouth.

I performed the sniff test on Gina and she was all roses.

by PimpD April 25, 2004

Rorschach test

A method of analysis created by Hermann Rorschach. It is a psychological projective test of personality in which a subject's interpretations of ten standard abstract designs are analyzed as a measure of emotional and intellectual functioning and integration.

In Flowers for Algernon, Charlie failed the "raw shok" test.

by Break February 25, 2004

Trap test

A test in which a person is subjected to an intense pressure point on the trapezius muscle, if passed the person is known as a "Trap Star" there are currently only 4 people who are known to have passed the trap test, their identities are a closely guarded secret. People from Monroe automatically fail the trap test because they are not born with souls and therefore cannot be considered a test subject.

Mike: Ready for the trap test?
Unsuspecting stranger: what?

*Death*

by The fuckin man!!~ May 19, 2009

Taste Test

A taste test is what a man does before performing oral sex on a woman. Instead of inserting a finger into her vagina and smelling it, the man inserts a finger into her vagina and then puts his finger into her mouth. If the reaction is favorable then proceed as planned. If the reaction is unfavorable then the man may want to consider another form of sexual stimulation.

Dude. I went to taste test Michelle and she started gagging so hard my cock went soft.

by imsquarehead April 19, 2018

Test driveby

The act of getting up to get a pencil in the middle of a test and seeing someones paper and transfering the answers to your own paper.

Pete "hey john, can i test driveby you later?"

John"NO"

by thekingmoomoo7 December 5, 2009