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Technotelehomophobia

Jimi Has a large fear of picking up the phone and some robot saying "Hey sexy, are you single?" which means he has technotelehomophobia!
by oregano 12345 January 3, 2008
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Technotwit

n. A person who may have an aptitude regarding technology, but is both ignorant and/or annoying about everything else.
Dirk is a great programmer, and can answer any question about hardware and software, but he doesn't know who Seinfeld, Obama or Angelina Joli are. And he cannot boil water or pump gas. He is probably the king of the technotwits.
by Seb13 January 29, 2009
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Techno Rap

Techno rap is a term which defines popular anime music in a rap with technobeats which tends to correspond with cartoons or are affiliated with japanime. Music genres like Gorillaz and MCchris, and Lika MC usually define techno-rap. Blondie has started this genre with her hit 'Eating Cars' lyrics to the song Rapture. This genre gained popularity in the 80s. Certain songs from groups such as the Pixies or bands like the Pil can be defined as techno rap as well.
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by anon76889 March 25, 2010
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Techno Handjob

An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.
I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob
by Waffles818 January 21, 2011
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technocrat

adj; noun;

an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
Yes, I am a technocrat. And yes, I thought the Deadmau5 set at EDC 2010 was slow and boring.
by ZombiePhobe September 7, 2010
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Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011
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Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself
by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021
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