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Stroke Woman

1. A woman who had a horrible disfiguring stroke and miraculously recoveres only to find that she has gained amazing stroke powers!!!!
2. Someone who basically has a stroke and acts specially enhanced by their stroke.
3. Person who has a skirt of wonder and relatively Amishosity and various other powers.
4. Yolanda Vasquez
Stroke woman just stole my bike to ride to the Amish convention!
by Alice can eat you March 1, 2008
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Strokefaced

Strokeface occurs when binge drinking and achieving a drunken status into well past the level of blackout.

Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.

Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.
From playing 26 games of beerpong in 3 hours, I strokefaced onto the beer pong table, knocking everything over.

My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!



Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.


Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.
by stroke face killa October 26, 2008
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Stroketard

A gender confused hipster born after '81 who thinks the strokes are an indie band with a creative voice and/or catchy "hooks".
Let's get off of Bedford Ave and away from Anna Maria Pizza, it smells like Stroketards.
by hornos de microondas March 14, 2009
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stroller surfing

When a toddler, often as part of the terrible twos or threes, refuses to sit in his stroller and the mother (exhausted from fighting with the child) decides to push on none-the-less.
Susan is having such a hard time with little Jeremiah, he refuses to sit down... he is getting to be quite an expert at stroller surfing.
by I. Will Bone April 1, 2010
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Stroller dog

A dog who's human believes they look really posh by pushing their pampered pooch in a stroller. It actually makes normal people throw up in their mouth.
That bitch has a stroller dog. Move on bro.
by Julibelle January 28, 2016
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strokegasm

/strōk - ɡazəm/ verb
Particularly strong orgasm that causes reduced blood flow to the limbs and brain, often resulting in facial expressions resembling that of a stroke victim.
Gunther, in the throes of a strokegasm, tried to hide his contorted face behind a pillow.
by Dennis Gartman April 8, 2016
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Stroke n' Toke

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.
Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
by groovy toads June 19, 2017
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