A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the
school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first
girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than
snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'
m telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in
reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this
day, no
one knows why they are so popular, because the whole
school hates them.
Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...
blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you
spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'
m sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't
dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?
me: nothing...