Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020

Splooge-box

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.

Her splooge-box was full when I finished.

by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020

sploosh

When you throw a tantrum and the you accidentally do something really gross like falling into a pile if mud.

"Dave is throwing a tantrum and he just splooshed into the garbage bin."

by Mr_Jeff January 1, 2021

Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”

by derek fuck January 11, 2021

sploog vaccum

Woman or lady that sucks up sploog

That chicks a sploog vaccum

by Big Stev April 13, 2021

splooshina

A soft doggy belly, don’t be a perv.

Rosie’s splooshina is so soft!

by Rosiesplooshina May 6, 2021