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Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
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Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex
Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."
by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020
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Splooge-box

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.
Her splooge-box was full when I finished.
by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020
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sploosh

When you throw a tantrum and the you accidentally do something really gross like falling into a pile if mud.
"Dave is throwing a tantrum and he just splooshed into the garbage bin."
by Mr_Jeff January 1, 2021
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Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole
“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”
by derek fuck January 11, 2021
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sploog vaccum

by Big Stev April 13, 2021
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splooshina

A soft doggy belly, don’t be a perv.
Rosie’s splooshina is so soft!
by Rosiesplooshina May 6, 2021
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