scemo

Pronounced: see-moe
A derogatory term used to describe those who feel the need to make themselves appear very sad, depressed, and whiney almost 100 percent of the time.

These people tend to wear too much black, ugly patterns from the 80s, and flat shoes. The females tend to have eating disorders and like to post pictures of themselves in underwear on MySpace. The males tend to love to give sexual favors to other males in the hopes that it will either A) attract him more scemo girls or B) ...just get some peen.

Now, the origin of this word is derived from the North American slang words of "scene" and "emo".

"Why is Sally always crying and making up lies about how her parents hit her?"

"Because she's Scemo."

by Abbey<3 May 30, 2006

schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.

Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.

by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003

schmoopy

1)A term of endearment.

2)A pet name.

3)A type of poopy.

Also: Shmoopy

Origin: Ancient Celtic Garble "Skshmoopdy"

Is something wrong? Aww, come here shmoopy.

What a tiny turtle - I think I'll call it Shmoopy.

by Bum May 8, 2004

schmoot

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.

Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

schmoozette

Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.

Susan is such a schmoozette!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

schmorgisborg

a jewish dinner consisting of many grimey jews around a table

by ffej September 28, 2003

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006