Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ffej

dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank

Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.

a jewish dinner consisting of many grimey jews around a table

schmorgisborg by ffej September 28, 2003

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

Me. In other words, awesome personified.

"Ffej is awesome."

Ffej by Ffej May 11, 2003