Ffej

Me. In other words, awesome personified.

"Ffej is awesome."

by Ffej May 11, 2003

dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank

Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.

by Ffej April 05, 2004

schmorgisborg

a jewish dinner consisting of many grimey jews around a table

by ffej September 29, 2003

ronald mcdonald

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

by Ffej August 03, 2003