ffej's definitions

dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank

Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.

by Ffej April 5, 2004

Ffej

Me. In other words, awesome personified.

"Ffej is awesome."

by Ffej May 11, 2003

schmorgisborg

a jewish dinner consisting of many grimey jews around a table

by ffej September 28, 2003

ronald mcdonald

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

by Ffej August 3, 2003