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polytricks

Dirty politics that involve many (poly-) underhanded tricks.
We're sick of dishonest politicians and their polytricks.
by MindTribes March 10, 2011
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Polygamist

Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.

Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:

"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"

"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013
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polygamy

The practice of marrying more than one spouse.

To become specific, polygyny is a man (or woman) marrying multiple women (74% of societies are known for men taking many wives), and polyandry is a woman (or man) marrying multiple men (only about 2% of societies practice polyandry).

Also see monogamy.
Mormons (illegally) practice polygamy; the U.S. of A. forbids polygamy.
by Lorelili November 16, 2006
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polychronopolus

a person who is an pain in your ass, who also grabs your sisters ass, along with eating all of our pizza and drinking all of your beer
Oh my god dude you are shuch a "polycronopolus",
because my names "STEVE...MUTHA...FUCKAN...POLYCHRONOPOLUS"
by britt January 21, 2004
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Polynesian white shot

The act getting a pool of cum in your belly button and not cleaning it so someone can take a belly shot of the cum at a party.
"last night Amy took the biggest Polynesian white shot"
by Hsha hsha August 1, 2016
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polyviper

A single person who dates a couple pretending to be interested in a manage a trois relationship, but who is there to divide and conquer , ending up with only one of the members of the couple.
"Steer clear of Beth, she's a polyviper"
by maplefrost May 26, 2009
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polyseme

a word with more than one meaning. Back-formation of 'polysemous'.
There are many polysemes in the English language.
by uttam maharjan August 22, 2012
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