noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

by Koby D January 11, 2009

noobamintactular

by the latin suffix of both minjaro and tactular to be 7(minjaro) times 4(tactular) the amount of noob you are. Thus being 28x the horrible living being that one could ever expect to be. This is almost certainly followed by suicide.

Formula:
Noob a(latin for times) Min(jaro) tactular

said:
Noob-a-min-tact-u-lar

"I swear to god man i'll get my big brother after you and he benches like 1000lbs and he'll get you and....HOLD ON MOM!! I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A SEC!!.....yea dude i'll kick your butt i'm so big man...i'm like 8-2 with a...a...um....a machine gun and stuff...dude i'll kick your butt...NO MOM COME ON DONT TAKE MY ALLOWANCE AWAY!!!"
-the noobamintactular-
"thats the farthest i've ever been noob-i-fied in my life and he definatly qualifies as a noobamintactular"
-pro-

by Joe Pepler October 5, 2006

noob daddy

1. really cool person

2. mentally retarded

(or both)

None of you regular people can do stuff like noob daddy can!

by noobdaddy2 April 8, 2010

pure-blooded noob

1. A noob that comes from a family of noobs.
2. A person that seems to be doing everything for the first time.
3. A person who can win once or twice at something and lose the rest of the time of they spend playing.

1.Parents(noobs) ask:"What room is the parent teacher conference in?"
Pure-blooded noob answers:"I don't know, they said that there would be a poster saying where it will be held."
*The poster is right behind them*

2.Pure-blooded noob:"How are you suppose to bubble in the buubles in a scantron? Are we suppose to write our name in the TAKS test booklet? If we can write our name in the TAKS test booklet, it means that we can write our answers in it right?"
*The person has taken the test for 8 years*

3.*Two friends playing slayer in Halo*
Pure-blooded noob:"Yes,I killed you first and you didn't even hurt me"
*End of the game: pure-blooded noob killed friend 1 time; friend killed pure-blooded noob 25 times*

by Buenohead2482161 April 2, 2009

Xbox Noob

An Xbox Noob: Here are some examples that set Xbox Noobs apart:

Xbox Noob: I don't understand keyboard controls, there's too many buttons!

Xbox Noob: *found a top 10 video game hero poll* OMG MASTER CHIEF FOR THE WIN!

Xbox Noob: I'm going to post a video of me getting ridiculous no-scope headshots on CoD 4 on YouTube.

Xbox Noob: OMG CoD 4 is so much better than CoD 5. God!

They think Xbox Originals were better than the PS2.

They think Xbox 360's have better graphics than PC's.

They think Halo is better than Half-Life.

They make fun of people who have Xbox Live Silver.

by Eilrahc Snrub November 1, 2009

Noob (2nd Definition)

Originally an (shortened) insult to newcomers in forums or internet games e.g. counter strike, the word has been stolen and is currently being used as an insult with a different meaning. It is used in certain places to describe someone who is slightly - ahem - slow and ditsy. Basically it is used to insult a pesron who makes a stupid comment or somebody who makes many stupid comments.

"the tibula bone exists!" "no it doesn't you noob"

by Lotty February 23, 2005

toal noob

A toal noob, aka total noob is someone who sucks at video games.

weiland cant even kill bots, what a toal noob.

by SvenTheConqueror June 11, 2006