the belkin method

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021

Bowl Method

Man who ejaculates in a toilet bowl

"Daniel I did the the bowl method last night"!

by Bigtoes234 November 30, 2024

The Synonym Method

When you secretly date two women that have the same initials, that way you put said initials in your instagram bio and both girls think it's them. Bonus points if they're related.

-Dude, I banged Alyssa Morrison in the morning and Amelia McInfrey in the evening.
-Wait so who's initials are those in your Instagram bio?
-I used the synonym method on 'em, they can't tell who "A.M.♡ " is, and tbh neither can I ;).

by Greenbergthewise July 29, 2019

Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011

the riley method

The act of banging your fat beer belly on a girls back while you bang her doggy.

man 1: yea i did the riley method to that chick
man 2: hell yeah!

by thebucketdevil July 12, 2025

Steve-O Method

The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.

The Steve-O method is better than all the other methods

by Laflamme January 7, 2024