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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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MASH

A mixture of marijuana, soda, ashes, and bowl resin mixed together and baked under a light then smashed repeatedly to compact it, most commonly made to maximize a small quantity of marijauna
Yo, that mash made that dime smoke like a half
by tlil May 3, 2009
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Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast
"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."
by Elle Bea June 22, 2022
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Mashing off

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.
by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018
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Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011
by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025
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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
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