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Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.
by Uncle PP December 6, 2017
mugGet the Knockers and Mashmug.

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
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Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024
mugGet the Mashing Potatoesmug.

Mash

to collaborate... to get together!
Mashed - To party together!
Lets Mash this Saturday!
by TOM FRAUD August 2, 2016
mugGet the Mashmug.

Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.
Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!
by Jersey King September 30, 2020
mugGet the Mashed Shitatoesmug.

Mash

To masturbate. It means Smashing without Someone (hence why there is no S).
Man, when I get done with this shift, I’m going to mash when I get home.
by Lil C’s April 14, 2019
mugGet the Mashmug.

Mash

Why do you keep calling me I'm coming home soon just playing pool. (girl) your just the same as my ex you don't care. (guy) why you talking mash?
Why is this girl /guy talking mash. She's taking mash. He's talking the mash ever
by Tafari i June 17, 2017
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