When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

by TOM FRAUD August 2, 2016

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.
by Jersey King September 30, 2020

by Lil C’s April 14, 2019

Why do you keep calling me I'm coming home soon just playing pool. (girl) your just the same as my ex you don't care. (guy) why you talking mash?
by Tafari i June 17, 2017
