Hetro loser

n. 1. a word gay people use to insult straight people.

2. Someone that is not gay friendly/lame/unattractive/unable to dance.

Some gay friendly straight people in Sydney also use it as derogatory term to stop the gay bully behavior such as calling gay people faggot, the aim is to promote gay friendliness around the world.

Hetro Loser: Watch how those faggots dance.

Gay man: You mad cos I'm a hot dancer and you're a fat wall flower? You hetro loser!!

After being a jerk to the gay man this man is hitting on a girl.

Hetro loser: Hey hottie! Can I take you home tonight?

Straight Girl: Fuck off you hetro loser!!

Hetro loser by Delinger March 12, 2011

Myspace Loser 

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."

"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."

Myspace Loser by ThomasM April 11, 2008

butt-sucking loser 

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

butt-sucking loser by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011

Rust Belt Loser 

Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.

The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."

Rust Belt Loser by Rust Belt Jones April 8, 2008

Popular Loser 

One who possesses all the regular characteristics of a loser, yet somehow manages to have a large amount of friends. A rarity among humans, but a precious gem nonetheless.

"I need to to go finish watching the last two seasons of american idol after I bike ride with my dad, but I'll catch up with all of you later!"

"Geez, that guy's sure one popular loser!"

Popular Loser by daralovesdick March 2, 2010

Facebook Loser 

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.

"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"

Facebook Loser by Simple corn January 20, 2011

biggest loser history 

A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.

Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!

biggest loser history by Rooks January 4, 2008