johnny bravo

To shoe horn a solution into a problem for some convenient reason; to settle for less for convenience.

Derived from the stage name for Greg Brady in the Brady Bunch original episodes; Greg left the "Brady Six" and went solo. The Johnny Bravo stage presense was characterized by a matador suit. Greg Brady was chosen not for his voice or talent, but because he "fit the suit."

When something is Johnny Bravo, it fits your needs, even though it may not be the most qualified solution.

She was drunk, I was there, she settled. I was happy to play Johnny Bravo.

I couldnt find what i was looking for, so I Johnny Bravo'd on this car.

I was in the right place at the right time. I got Johnny Bravo'd for the job.

Affirmative action is nothing more than Johnny Bravo'ing people into job positions because they "fit the suit."

by AJ Andrews May 17, 2008

Johnny, The

The Johnny is a film set for release in 2008. It tells of a group of sixth formers from a school in Liverpool who discover a swing at the local park that looks like a rolled up condom. The swing, which the 6th formers refer to as "The Johnny", is the source of many good times including trying to get 8 people on the swing at the same time. One day the 6th formers turn up at the park to find their beloved Johnny has been taken away. The film follows them as they learn to live with their loss.

The masterpiece, writen by P.Quinn, is to be directed by Martin Scorsese.

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The swing is eventually returned to them, meaning the whole focus of the film (watching them learn to live with their loss)is pointless. If the film is successful, a sequel is already planned, to be named either:

The Johnny Returns
Episode 2: The return of the Johnny (pronounce John-i for this title only)
The Johnny 2 - This time its personal.

It is unknow what the plot of the sequel will be although writer P. Quinn says the film will have "sexy consequences".

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Johnny, The
The Johnny - story of Sixth Formers and their swing.

by P. Quinn October 25, 2006

johnnygasm

What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-

I had a johnnygasm when I was with John last night!!!

by kuriouskittykat November 21, 2010

johnny come lately

Someone who shows up late, often.

"Look who finally showed up, Johnny come lately"

by m267 June 25, 2009

Johnny Depp

the hottest actor ever to wear waterproof eyeliner!(pirates of the carribean)

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

johnny Damon

The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.

Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.

by parliment July 23, 2004

johnny depp

awesome actor. I'm not gay or anything, but he's a fucking beast. Johnny, your great. (Blow, Pirates, and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas were your best man!)

Johnny Depp: "What the fuck?" (in Blow )
Me: "rofl!"

by Dysfunction September 25, 2003