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johnnygasm 

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*
*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...
johnnygasm by Mollie January 18, 2004
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johnnygasm 

What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-
I had a johnnygasm when I was with John last night!!!
johnnygasm by kuriouskittykat November 21, 2010

jennygasm 

A particular kind of orgasm named after the first person known to exhibit them. Through a combination of Kegel excercises and an impressive ability to draw in air and queef at will- she was able to bring herself to orgasm by spasming her vaginal muscles and queefing. The stimulation is mild but after hours of this noisy but mostly still form of masturbation a woman can bring herself to orgasm.
"Damn woman are you queefing or trying to have a jennygasm over there?"

"Impressive and frightening, a jennygasm is a feast for the eyes and ears"
jennygasm by Holden Alfredo January 7, 2008

Johngasm 

The intense feeling that comes from listening to John Mayer's music. Similar to the feeling you have during an orgasm.
I had a Johngasm while listening to your body is a wonderland today.
Johngasm by Halscomet123 November 14, 2009

Johnnygagging 

Overcomplication of a simple phrase by using excessive wording.
"You know that animal? The one that's kind of like a horse, except not? It has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? You know? Zebras? You know what I'm talking about? They're like little horses."

"Stop that johnnygagging!"

"quit johnnygagging!"
"don't be such a johnnygagger!"
"I hate it when you johnnygag."
Johnnygagging by BrianWilcott January 18, 2009
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