to go to the john

To go pee.

To go poop.

To go the washroom, the restroom.

Wait a sec! I have to go to the john! Wont be long!

Yeah we have to wait for her, she's at the john.

by Neveron90 July 01, 2009

John Titor

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.

"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"

by Legend of the Phoenix May 05, 2006

john

some who makes bitches go away

kim is such a john.

by dfghuishiser October 13, 2018

John

A migit that gets all the hoes and has many names and is kind and funny

John is from asia

by Dr.Chopsticks March 03, 2018

John

Piece of shit. Also ironically the name of a toilet in the UK

I am going to take a shit on the John

by Supercoolman16 February 28, 2017

John Kevin

Bright, quiet, and devious. Great prospects for being an outstanding man, or a Glizzy Gobler.

“John Kevin, come here!”

by Genennene May 08, 2021

john may

The Goat who died for our sins...lol and RIP

"John May died for our sins"

by #POLICJA October 05, 2017