by Ali T May 11, 2003
Get the air Jesus mug.1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Jesus I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. That Dan... he's such a Buddy Jesus... I oughta nail him to something.
2. That Dan... he's such a Buddy Jesus... I oughta nail him to something.
by Madmann October 8, 2005
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1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain
1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain
by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008
Get the Jesus McFly mug.a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009
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Get the Grilled Jesus mug.During a Halo 2 or Halo 3 multiplayer game, one player melee lunges an unreasonably far distance to get a kill.
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