n.
1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain
1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain
by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008
a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009
During a Halo 2 or Halo 3 multiplayer game, one player melee lunges an unreasonably far distance to get a kill.
by andoveroe December 16, 2007
The basic major and minor chord shapes, as generally played on an acoustic guitar. They are commonly referred to as the 'Jesus chords' simply because they make up the majority of Christian worship music. Singer/songwriters are also well-known for playing these chords frequently in their music.
A guitarist who is only playing 'Jesus chords' (and not using a capo) will rarely, if ever, move his hand past the 4th fret.
Major chords:
E, F (barre), G, A, C, and D major
Minor chords:
E and A minor, B minor (movable), and barre chords that don't include the 3rd finger (movable)
A guitarist who is only playing 'Jesus chords' (and not using a capo) will rarely, if ever, move his hand past the 4th fret.
Major chords:
E, F (barre), G, A, C, and D major
Minor chords:
E and A minor, B minor (movable), and barre chords that don't include the 3rd finger (movable)
by tenortoad July 15, 2012
When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.
(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
by edp4452 January 08, 2022
An outwardly cool guy who is actually psychotic. In Irish folklore, a demon with the same charisma as Jesus Christ.
He's such a jesus devil: four girls pregnant simultaneously; three seperate court appearances---'break and enter', 'make an officer of the law look like a suckrod', 'carnal knowledge of a horse'. Plus next week, he auditions as a game show host.
by joethelion January 16, 2009
by fffrick January 19, 2011