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golden carl

This manuever is a combination of the classic Hot Carl and a golden Shower, while performing a Hot Carl on your partners face (Dumping on her/him), you then let out the golden shower in the same manner(Pee on your partner) on your partner. Thus creating a Golden Carl on your partner.
I golden Carled her righ tihe face!
by Ryan Denton June 28, 2008
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goddexx

Noun. (1) a deity who is non-gendered, gender neutral, and/or nonbinary; (2) an intentionally and explicitly gender neutral term for any generic deity; (3) figuratively, someone who is awesome, admirable, attractive, powerful, highly skilled (at something), etc. in the same manner one might say "he's a god" or "she's a goddess".

Term derived from god/goddess.
(1) Baphomet could potentially be considered to have been a historical goddexx figure.
"Welcome and good evening to all gods, goddesses, and goddexxes in the audience tonight."

(2) Polytheistic religions worldwide abound with different goddexxes representing various aspects of their spiritualities and cultures.
"Many goddexxes invoke imagery of clouds, non-human animals, or supernatural features and abilities."

(3) "They are an absolute goddexx!"
"Sam is basically a goddexx on the guitar."
by xomeone27 May 31, 2019
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Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.
Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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golden

A perfect amount of intoxication. Not too drunk, but not too sober. Just right.
Dude you've had way too much to drink!
What are you talking about? I'm golden!
by Butters champagne June 18, 2011
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golden handcuffs

An analogy for the restrictions put upon oneself when they graduate from college, get a "career job" and a house loan.

You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."

"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
by Pyrocat April 18, 2008
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Golden Monkey

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.
by Douche Davies January 1, 2009
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Golden Shower

Some times:
The act of peeing on a significant other shows loyalty, honest and belong to someone that's dear to you shows vulnerability and faithfulness , peeing on someone show your longing, care for, faithfulness, how much there wanted by you
Primal Animalist Love:
mark their territory to signal “ownership” and to advertise sexual receptivity and availability.
My love show me true love with a golden shower to express we belong to one other
by Thinking man Balthasar July 4, 2022
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